TMI Tuesday #143 - School Days Edition

1. What were you known as in HS (Jock, Princess, Geek)
I was probably known as the class slut come to think of it lol... I had a kid in high school, so it wouldn't have been surprising.

2. What were you really?
Probably that, I won't lie lol

3. If you could go back and tell your 16 year old self one thing, what would it be?
Enjoy being a teenager, and stay away from all guys named Clyde

4. If you could erase one moment from your school days what would it be?
Hmmm... Good question, I got caught having sex in the boys bathroom once, so probably that.

5. Who did you not date (or more) that you wish you did?
Egh, no one really, I'm not much of a "Dater" but i did have a huge crush on my male science teacher, but that would have gotten us both in trouble.

Bonus (as in optional): If you went to prom, describe your outfit.
My god, that was sooooo long ago. I'm sure it was green. Probably just an unfancy green dress, and some green lingerie underneath.

TMI Tuesday 142

1. LUST: Besides your current Significant Other who do you lust for or have you lusted for?
Considering I have no SO I'll just pretend it says "Who do you lust for?" Currently, I'd say Erich (I think that's how he spells it.) He's the new kid (legal though!!!) at work, scruffy face, shaggy brown hair, great tan, perfect smile. I'm definitely lusting on him. And of course Xander (#1027), another young (still legal) stud who I've been lusting with! He's my son Donavan's friend (Bad mommy! I know!) and one of my current toy boys.

2. GLUTTONY: What food brings out your inner glutton?
Anything Italian, I'm not Italian, but I eat like one!!!

3. GREED: What are you greedy for?
I'm not a greedy person. But, if someone left a cool drink laying on my desk right now I'd drink it. Its way too warm right now.

4. SLOTH: What is your plan for an ideal day of sloth?
Sleep... a cuddle buddy, a movie marathon, a soft bed, and sleep.

5. WRATH: Describe a time that you let out a can of whoop ass on someone.
Oh my... I haven't been in a fight since my college days, it was probably over some guy. I'll get back to ya on this one.

6. ENVY: Who or what do you envy? Why?
Angelina Jolie's lips.

7. PRIDE: Have you ever had to swallow your pride? What are you proud of?
Everyone has to swallow their pride sometime. Nothing comes to mind right off the bat however. But I know I'm very, very proud of my children.

A little about me

I suppose the best way to start this is telling you stuff about me, so here's a few things you should know...

- I am a 45 year old single white female. Although I have the body of a 25 year old *wink*.
- I'm 5'8" 139 pounds (Don't tell nobody)
- I'm the proverbial blonde hair, blue eyed cougar. (Although I like men my age too)
- I have natural 36DD tits, and a pretty tight ass for someone in their 40s (and pretty tight other things as well *wink*)
- I have eight children.
- I first got pregnant when I was 13
- Four girls (16, 22, 24, 32)
- Four boys (18x2 (identical twins), 21, 25)
- I lost my virginity, willingly, at age 12 (I never understood what the big deal about sex was at that age)
- I've been with over 1,000 people sexually (1,029 to be exact, yes, I counted)
- 892 Men
- 137 Women
- Those numbers include intercourse, oral, threesomes, and hand play.
- I've had penetrating intercourse with 481 men.
- I am clean as a whistle (condoms work wonders)
- I have journals and diaries chronicling every single sexual encounter I've had in the past 34 years. They will be the main source of my blogging.

Those are the main things you need to know about me. I'll be adding more later, enjoy my up coming blogs.