Wednesday Weirdness 30

Wednesday Weirdness

1.) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Haha, didn't I blog about this not long ago??

2.) Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Morning person... I wake up at 6 am everyday for a jog

3.) Do you take any kind of medication daily or regularly? If so, what?
Nope.... a few vitamins if that counts...

4.) Do you ever have naughty thoughts about any of your friends significant others?
Oh yes.... I've been known as a homewrecker in the past... just hard to resist a good looking man that you're not supposed to have... just makes it all the more tempting... sorry about that divorce Callie lol...

5.) What are your favorite comfort foods?
Chocolate and Ice Cream... oh and cookies... and brownies... pretty much anything that has a ton of sugar in it...

6.) Would you rather direct a porn or star in one?
I've done both... I've been videotaped having sex and held a camera for a friend-couple of mine that wanted something to watch while away from each other...

7.) Have you ever seen a "donkey show"? Would you ever be interested in seeing one?
Haha... no comment...

8.) On a scale of 1 to 10, how gullible of a person would you say you are?
i'd say 7 or 8... I'm pretty gullible at times... unfortunately...

TMI Tuesday 161

TMI Tuesday 161

1. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight?
This weekend... trying to find a certain article of clothing in a dark car... I could have just had my ride turn the light on, but I was drunk... wasn't exactly thinking too well...

2. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked?
10... I never had a problem with it... as long as it seems appropriate at the time...

3. What is the longest you've ever been celibate after having lost your virginity?
I swore off sex for about 6 months once... It was actually supposed to be a year, as a new years resolution, but by June I was going crazy....

4. Have you ever had sex in a car? If yes, since you were a teenager?
Yes, and I had sex in a car a few weeks ago and I'm definitely not a teenager...

5. When did you last use food or drink as medication?
Bonus: Name three words that:
a) get you excited - Oral, sex, carnivals
b) make you squirm - War, cancer, and any racial slurs
c) make you laugh - It's too small (I laugh whenever someone says this, even if realted to something different... because, well, I've been there lol)

What a wild saturday...

Saturday night was a wild night, what I remember of it... At work, the few days before I overheard my friend Damian and his friend talking about his bachelor party that was happening on saturday... and how they were seriously lacking strippers... Damian's a good boy... he's 22, getting ready to marry his high school sweetheart... his first and only girlfriend... They've been together since 8th or 9th grade... and despite my obvious advances, he's very happy being with her and just her for the rest of his life... much to my dismay...

So, as you might have guessed Damian was adament on not having strippers at the party, just him, his guy friends and a few beers... After work on Thursday, Damian's friend and our coworker, Erick (I think there's a K at the end) stopped me after we got off and asked if I'd come to the party and do a little striptease... He knew the thing me and Damian had for each other, even if it wasn't allowed, again he's very happy with his fiance Connie.... He said He'd pay me $200 and all I had to do was topless... I've taken a couple striptease lessons in the past, so I agreed and used the $200 to buy some sexy stripper clothes... despite having a good body for my age, I'd be stripping in a room full of guys aged 19-25... so i had to get something sexy to wear...

Saturday night came around and i got to the party... Damian and Erick just about shit their pants when i walked in since they were used to me wearing rather conservative clothes at work... I met everyone at the party... 7 or 8 guys in total... after a couple drinks the music changed to an easy to dance/strip to and i got the show started...

I danced for each guy there a little before making my way to Damian.... he was embarassed but excited too.... I gave him the best show of them all... i ended up having nothing on but my heels, that just-topless thing didn't last long lol

I gave him a lap dance for about half an hour, wasn't long until all it was was just me rubbing my pussy on his dick through his pants.... I sat up high on his lap, spread my legs, unzipped his pants and started playing with his dick between my legs....

All the guys were urging us on to fuck right then and there, but Damian protested, saying he loved Connie and couldn't do that to her...

From what he's told me at work, Damian and Connie only have sex once every 3 or 4 months, i'm not sure why he'd marry a girl like that... but ok...

So after a few minutes of me stroking him I said "If you're not gonna let me fuck you, at least let me suck you off.." he didn't protest this time, and since Connie never gave him a blowjob i knew I'd give him something to remember...

I got on my knees in front of him on the couch and started to lick up and down on his hard-on while arching my ass up to give the guys behind me a nice view.... Damian's dick was on the smaller size of average... the perfect size to suck on...

It wasn't long until Erick and another friend of Damian's, Jared, sat on either side of Damian on either side of the couch, to get a better view of the action.... i rubbed on Erick's dick through his jeans while working on Damian... About 10 minutes of sucking, Damian came hard, really hard... but not getting any from your fiance will do that to ya...

We all went back to the party, I didn't bother putting my clothes back on for the rest of the night... I had a couple drinks to wash the taste of cum out of my mouth.. Damian came over to me and thanked me, he was rather embarrassed but made me promise that I don't say a word to Connie... i agreed and decide to dance with a couple guys there... me and Erick danced and i could feel him getting hard on my ass...

Me and Erick retired to one of the bedrooms in the house and had some sloppy drunken sex that I don't remember too much of... eventually I was so sloshed that I couldn't drive home... Jared, who was 19 and didn't drink, had to drive me home... I think he asked me to bang in the back of his car on the way there.... but with all the booze and sleepiness setting in I told him to take a rain check on that....

But nonetheless it was a fun night.... What I remember of it... but once ya get in your 40s you start having less nights like these so when ya can get them, ya gotta take them...