TMI Tuesday 163

TMI Tuesday

1. What are your turn-ons?
Younger men... not sure why, but I tend to go after them (My Kids love when I bring home men younger than them... that's sarcasm)

2. What are your turn-offs?
Smelly feet, small penises... I know, I know, size shouldn't matter... and I have had good sex with smaller men, but bigger men are just a lot more visually pleasing...

3. Not counting your turn-ons, what's the best trait a person can have?
Kindness, sense of humor

4. Not counting your turn-offs, what's the worst trait a person can have?
Too much pessimism

5. What's your biggest pet peeve?
Waking up too early

Bonus (as in optional):Describe your best and worst experience.
Best: Well... recently... It was a threesome with 2 guys in their 20s
Worst: Probably with my 2nd husband.... he was never pleasing in bed... very good looking, but had no bedroom skills what so ever.

Wednesday Weirdness 30

Wednesday Weirdness

1.) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Haha, didn't I blog about this not long ago??

2.) Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Morning person... I wake up at 6 am everyday for a jog

3.) Do you take any kind of medication daily or regularly? If so, what?
Nope.... a few vitamins if that counts...

4.) Do you ever have naughty thoughts about any of your friends significant others?
Oh yes.... I've been known as a homewrecker in the past... just hard to resist a good looking man that you're not supposed to have... just makes it all the more tempting... sorry about that divorce Callie lol...

5.) What are your favorite comfort foods?
Chocolate and Ice Cream... oh and cookies... and brownies... pretty much anything that has a ton of sugar in it...

6.) Would you rather direct a porn or star in one?
I've done both... I've been videotaped having sex and held a camera for a friend-couple of mine that wanted something to watch while away from each other...

7.) Have you ever seen a "donkey show"? Would you ever be interested in seeing one?
Haha... no comment...

8.) On a scale of 1 to 10, how gullible of a person would you say you are?
i'd say 7 or 8... I'm pretty gullible at times... unfortunately...

TMI Tuesday 161

TMI Tuesday 161

1. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight?
This weekend... trying to find a certain article of clothing in a dark car... I could have just had my ride turn the light on, but I was drunk... wasn't exactly thinking too well...

2. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked?
10... I never had a problem with it... as long as it seems appropriate at the time...

3. What is the longest you've ever been celibate after having lost your virginity?
I swore off sex for about 6 months once... It was actually supposed to be a year, as a new years resolution, but by June I was going crazy....

4. Have you ever had sex in a car? If yes, since you were a teenager?
Yes, and I had sex in a car a few weeks ago and I'm definitely not a teenager...

5. When did you last use food or drink as medication?
Bonus: Name three words that:
a) get you excited - Oral, sex, carnivals
b) make you squirm - War, cancer, and any racial slurs
c) make you laugh - It's too small (I laugh whenever someone says this, even if realted to something different... because, well, I've been there lol)

What a wild saturday...

Saturday night was a wild night, what I remember of it... At work, the few days before I overheard my friend Damian and his friend talking about his bachelor party that was happening on saturday... and how they were seriously lacking strippers... Damian's a good boy... he's 22, getting ready to marry his high school sweetheart... his first and only girlfriend... They've been together since 8th or 9th grade... and despite my obvious advances, he's very happy being with her and just her for the rest of his life... much to my dismay...

So, as you might have guessed Damian was adament on not having strippers at the party, just him, his guy friends and a few beers... After work on Thursday, Damian's friend and our coworker, Erick (I think there's a K at the end) stopped me after we got off and asked if I'd come to the party and do a little striptease... He knew the thing me and Damian had for each other, even if it wasn't allowed, again he's very happy with his fiance Connie.... He said He'd pay me $200 and all I had to do was topless... I've taken a couple striptease lessons in the past, so I agreed and used the $200 to buy some sexy stripper clothes... despite having a good body for my age, I'd be stripping in a room full of guys aged 19-25... so i had to get something sexy to wear...

Saturday night came around and i got to the party... Damian and Erick just about shit their pants when i walked in since they were used to me wearing rather conservative clothes at work... I met everyone at the party... 7 or 8 guys in total... after a couple drinks the music changed to an easy to dance/strip to and i got the show started...

I danced for each guy there a little before making my way to Damian.... he was embarassed but excited too.... I gave him the best show of them all... i ended up having nothing on but my heels, that just-topless thing didn't last long lol

I gave him a lap dance for about half an hour, wasn't long until all it was was just me rubbing my pussy on his dick through his pants.... I sat up high on his lap, spread my legs, unzipped his pants and started playing with his dick between my legs....

All the guys were urging us on to fuck right then and there, but Damian protested, saying he loved Connie and couldn't do that to her...

From what he's told me at work, Damian and Connie only have sex once every 3 or 4 months, i'm not sure why he'd marry a girl like that... but ok...

So after a few minutes of me stroking him I said "If you're not gonna let me fuck you, at least let me suck you off.." he didn't protest this time, and since Connie never gave him a blowjob i knew I'd give him something to remember...

I got on my knees in front of him on the couch and started to lick up and down on his hard-on while arching my ass up to give the guys behind me a nice view.... Damian's dick was on the smaller size of average... the perfect size to suck on...

It wasn't long until Erick and another friend of Damian's, Jared, sat on either side of Damian on either side of the couch, to get a better view of the action.... i rubbed on Erick's dick through his jeans while working on Damian... About 10 minutes of sucking, Damian came hard, really hard... but not getting any from your fiance will do that to ya...

We all went back to the party, I didn't bother putting my clothes back on for the rest of the night... I had a couple drinks to wash the taste of cum out of my mouth.. Damian came over to me and thanked me, he was rather embarrassed but made me promise that I don't say a word to Connie... i agreed and decide to dance with a couple guys there... me and Erick danced and i could feel him getting hard on my ass...

Me and Erick retired to one of the bedrooms in the house and had some sloppy drunken sex that I don't remember too much of... eventually I was so sloshed that I couldn't drive home... Jared, who was 19 and didn't drink, had to drive me home... I think he asked me to bang in the back of his car on the way there.... but with all the booze and sleepiness setting in I told him to take a rain check on that....

But nonetheless it was a fun night.... What I remember of it... but once ya get in your 40s you start having less nights like these so when ya can get them, ya gotta take them...

Wednesday Weirdness 23

Wednesday Weirdness

1.) Have you ever purchased an item of clothing and intentionally worn it with tags on it so that you could return it the next day?
haha, yes, yes I have. It was a really sexy (And really expensive) dress. Thank goodness I took it off after it, you kow, "paid off."

2.) Would you rather be late to the party, or the first person to arrive? Why?
Early, I hate being late, even if it is to a party.

3.) When do you usually begin your Christmas shopping?
Late november. I haven't even thought about starting yet. Maybe I'll get started a month early. nah, don't bet on it

4.) What three cancelled tv shows do you wish they’d bring back?
Sex and the City, That 70's Show, and I don't know what else

5.) What do you have in your vehicle's glove compartment?
Oh my, I don't even know, I know my insurance info is in there, I think there's a couple condoms in there too.

6.) Have you ever donated blood?
Yes, not lately, but several times in the past

7.) Have you ever kissed or dated someone elses significant other? What happened?
Haha, funny story, I had a friend who used to love watching her husband have sex with other women, she was always trying to get me over and sleep with him. I've caved in a few times, and I must say he was perrty good in bed, I definitely wouldn't have shared him. And there are a few boyfriends of friends from high school and college that I fooled around with

8.) Have you ever mistaken one product for another while in the bathroom and didn't notice until after you used it? (EXAMPLE: Washing your hair with liquid body soap, slathering hand soap on your legs instead of lotion after a shower, et cetera)
Nothing I can think of all that recently, I've mistaken a coffee cup with 3 day old coffee for one I just poured coffee into (blech!)

9.) Would you/Have you ever dated someone who had a criminal record?
Yes, I have, a couple guys actually. Most are just small things like probation violation. There was one guy, lets just say he's a sex offender, that I dated for a few months before I found out he was a major pervert. It didn't last long after I found out.

Wednesday Weirdness #22

Wednesday Weirdness

1. Would you rather join the Ghostbusters to hunt ghosts or join the Sesame Street bunch? Why?
I'd go with Sesame street, ghosts would scare me. and Sesame street is full of cuteness!

2. What is the most you are willing to do to get out of a police officer giving you a ticket?
Oh my, the last time I got out of a ticket I unbuttoned my blouse and positioned my bra just so that my nipples were just a little visible, It worked! The guy couldn't keep his eyes off my boobs. If the police officer is cute, I'd go as far as having sex with him if it got me out of an expensive ticket. As long as he didn't have a mustache, just give me the ticket.

3. What popular movies do you find to be overrated?
Most of them. I like the corny romantic comedies though.

4. What is in (and/or on) your bedside table?
Oh my, 10 different kinds of condoms, a vibrator, some pills (tylenol, sleep aids, allergy medicine)

5. Have you ever had or fantasized about having sex with a boss before? Have you ever acted on that fantasy?
I always fantasize about that lol, I have a great looking boss. I'd go for it if I weren't afraid of getting fired. I don't think he likes older women. But there are plenty of good looking coworkers where I work. I have had sex with bosses in the past though.

6. If you had a personal assistant, what would you have them do?
Massage my feet. Yeah, sounds good to me.

7. Have you ever faked static, loss of cell phone reception or anything else on the telephone line to get out of a conversation?
A couple times. There are just some people I don't like talking to.

Introducing Xander (Part 2)

On my last blog I told you about this sexy 20 year old named Xander. When I tell my older female friends about my indiscretions with younger men (18-25) they look at me like I just ran head on to a brick wall. When I tell my younger female friends they look at me if to say "Hey, stop stealing our guys." But, as long as they're legal, I don't see what the big deal is.

Anyway, Xander. After finding out where the twins live and getting our phone number Xander and the twins became really good friends, especially with Donavan. Xander came by the apartment a couple times a week, I cooked for him a few nights, since college kids are notorious for not eating a whole lot, I knew he was grateful.

One day, I believe it was the first friday of June, Xander stopped by while the twins were out. The only people home that day were me and my oldest daughter Anna. We invited Xander in for supper, which he did not object to. So while he was eating, I ran to the bathroom to fix the train wreck that was my hair. A few minutes later Anna knocks on the bathroom door and lets herself in. She nearly shouts "Xander's Fucking Sexy!" I tell her to keep her voice down and then she asks "Are you going to fuck him?"

That's not normally something a daughter would ask her mother, but we aren't exactly a super-normal family. For the majority of the past ten years we've had 7-10 people living in a 3 bedroom apartment, so its hard to get away with anything, and all our secrets are pretty much out in the open. So the question she asked wasn't shocking in the least.

I said you never know. Anna was very infatuated with Xander as well, I had to remind her that she's married. Anna reluctantly left the apartment after flirting with Xander a little bit more. And finally me and him were alone.

I went back into the kitchen where Xander was still eating and had a little conversation about college life, and what I can expect when the Twins go there. He laughed and said that once the twins get there I won't be seeing them much. I asked him to explain, which he did, said that there are more girls than guys at his college, about 2 girls per 1 guy. I said that's nothing new, my Twins, and my son Landon, have always had great luck with girls. And I told Xander that a sexy looking guy like him must get a lot of ladies as well. He replied by nearly choking on the breadsticks and spaghetti he was eating.

He says he does pretty good but its been a while since he's had sex, with college out and all. He said the night that he brought the twins home he was supposed to hook up with this blond track star at his college but didn't want the twins staying there over night. I apologized and he said it was no problem. By this time, the tingling between my legs is telling me to *Really* apologize to him, but I try to fight the need to pounce on him.

I asked him when the last time he got laid was. Its been about two months, but he's used to getting something every weekend. I laugh and blurt out how I can barely go 2 days without sex, so I know how he feels. We continue talking about our last sexual encounters. Mine was less than stellar, and he deflowered a virgin while her mom was in the same house. Then I realized I've been rubbing my foot on his leg this whole time. I swear I didn't even know! lol

I apologize for rubbing my foot up against him, he said he didn't mind at all, so I got daring and began rubbing some more. We talked about... something... I was more interested in what my foot was feeling than anything else. I just let out a "mhm" every now and then. Like so many guys have done to me while I'm talking about something important. Xander finished his food and I told him he can just put his plate in the sink. He, reluctantly, got up and walked to the sink bent over. I asked him if there was something wrong with his back, then it came to me when he said "uh, no." I wonder how long Xander has been sitting there with a hard-on. And not telling me!!!

I laugh, and say, "Oh, I gotcha." He apologizes. But I tell him its ok. After all, with 4 sons you're gonna notice a hard on once in a while.

I stare at him for a while, rub my finger across his arm muscles and without saying anything, I take his hand and lead him into my bedroom.

I sat at the corner of my bed, undo the buckle of his belt and slowly pulled his jeans and underwear down as his dick sprang out right in front of me. He's not exceptionally well hung, 6.5 inches, average width, but in my current state of horniness it was more than enough. As soon as I put my tongue to his balls with his dick in my hand he broke the silence by saying this wasn't a good idea. With me being his friend's mom at all.

I contemplated what I was gonna say next. "This isn't the first time I've been with one of my kids' friends" seemed too forward. True, yes, but I wanted to make Xander feel special. I just told him to not worry about it, they'll never know. That was the last I heard of that lol.

We had sex for about an hour, right on the corner of my bed. I came several times, once just from looking at his sweaty abs I believe. When Xander got dressed and left I told him not to be a stranger. And he hasn't been, he's been over here at least once a week for some fun.

After only the 2nd or 3rd meeting between us Dominic walked in on us going at it. Xander looked like a deer in headlights as he was trying to apologize to him for fucking his mom. Dom was less than surprised since I told him about me and Xander's first time. Dom said it wasn't a big deal, thankfully he didn't say "Yeah, happens all the time."

So with Xander not freaked out, he's become my newest boy toy. We still meet up, usually here, at least once a week and have some really good sex, and I'm sure he appreciated it too.

Introducing Xander (Part 1)

Xander R., or as he's known to my sex diary: Mr. 1027, Is this studly young college guy who definitely knows how to make me happy.

A few months ago I was taking my twins, Dominic and Donavan, to check out the college they are enrolling in this fall. We walked around campus, talked to some administrators and big wigs of the college then they wanted to walk around and check out stuff for themselves. So I sat in the car making phone calls to my kids, telling them whats for dinner that night, what to pick up at the store, so on, so forth.

Dom and Don came back about an hour and a half to two hours later, lost track of time when I started playing bejeweled, and said they were invited to a party by some guy named Xander. It's only a 30 minute drive to the campus so I'd let them borrow my car. And after dinner they went to the party.

About three or four in the morning I hear a car pull up in the parking lot, it's the twins and Xander. The twins were drunk out of their minds and Xander basically had to carry them to the front door. He got Don to the door by the time I got down the stairs. All I had on was a thin, silk robe that I grabbed on my way out of my room, as I sleep in the nude.

Xander introduced himself as he was dragging Dominic to the front of the apartment. He told me all about the fun the twins were having at the party and apologised for letting them drink. Xander comes from a family of alcoholics so he doesn't drink, good thing too because the twins couldn't drive home.

While we were dragging the twins to the handicap access elevator, since we couldn't carry them up the steps, Don flailed around a bit and his finger got stuck in my robe and when he stretched out his arm my right boob plopped out lol. We were almost at the elevator and I didn't want to drop Don so I just left it hangout out for a few seconds, and Xander got himself a free show. Once we got in the elevator I repositioned my robe and had a short, quiet, awkward ride to the third floor. The entire time I was thinking "did Xander at least enjoy the free peek?" I know I'm old (45), but I still could pass for a 25 year old on a good day.

So me and xander got the twins in the apartment, the entire time I was dragging Don I was staring at Xander's biceps. He's definitely a buff boy. Tan, about 6' tall, short black hair, light blue eyes, strong shoulders, my kind of guy lol.

Afterwards I invited him to sit and have a coffee with me, since after carrying people around we definitely needed the kinda quick energy only caffiene can bring. We talked about the party, about Dom & Don being the lady-killing lives of the party, about his college, what he's taking, so on. Then I asked him if he needed use the phone to call a friend or his girlfriend to come pick him up since he drove my car home. he said all his friends were probably drunk, and he has no girlfriend. He said he'll walk, but thats a long way to walk so I offered him a ride home. I traded my slippers for some sandals, grabbed my purse and started going to his place.

On the drive we chatted some more about college, my time in college, and why he didn't have a girl. He said he liked being single. And when a guy says he likes being single you know its just because he wants to get laid as much as possible with as many people as possible. So I guess we had something in common lol.

He had some kinda cologne on, not sure, I never smelled it before but it was intoxicating. Those colognes that have the sex pheromones have always worked one me. Some women I talked to say it has no effect on them whatsoever, or it gives them a headache. Only me, three of my daughters (Anna, Ariana, and Zoe) and a few other women I know have the reaction to pheromones as they are advertised. Just a sniff drives me wild.

So we get to Xander's place, I drop him off, stare at his ass as he gets out of the car, and tell him to call if he ever wants to hang out with the twins. Then I enjoyed the lonely ride home with the faint smell of Xander's cologne still lingering in the air about the passenger seat.

END OF PART ONE
Coming Tomorrow. Part 2, me and Xander meet again.

TMI Tuesday #143 - School Days Edition

1. What were you known as in HS (Jock, Princess, Geek)
I was probably known as the class slut come to think of it lol... I had a kid in high school, so it wouldn't have been surprising.

2. What were you really?
Probably that, I won't lie lol

3. If you could go back and tell your 16 year old self one thing, what would it be?
Enjoy being a teenager, and stay away from all guys named Clyde

4. If you could erase one moment from your school days what would it be?
Hmmm... Good question, I got caught having sex in the boys bathroom once, so probably that.

5. Who did you not date (or more) that you wish you did?
Egh, no one really, I'm not much of a "Dater" but i did have a huge crush on my male science teacher, but that would have gotten us both in trouble.

Bonus (as in optional): If you went to prom, describe your outfit.
My god, that was sooooo long ago. I'm sure it was green. Probably just an unfancy green dress, and some green lingerie underneath.

TMI Tuesday 142

1. LUST: Besides your current Significant Other who do you lust for or have you lusted for?
Considering I have no SO I'll just pretend it says "Who do you lust for?" Currently, I'd say Erich (I think that's how he spells it.) He's the new kid (legal though!!!) at work, scruffy face, shaggy brown hair, great tan, perfect smile. I'm definitely lusting on him. And of course Xander (#1027), another young (still legal) stud who I've been lusting with! He's my son Donavan's friend (Bad mommy! I know!) and one of my current toy boys.

2. GLUTTONY: What food brings out your inner glutton?
Anything Italian, I'm not Italian, but I eat like one!!!

3. GREED: What are you greedy for?
I'm not a greedy person. But, if someone left a cool drink laying on my desk right now I'd drink it. Its way too warm right now.

4. SLOTH: What is your plan for an ideal day of sloth?
Sleep... a cuddle buddy, a movie marathon, a soft bed, and sleep.

5. WRATH: Describe a time that you let out a can of whoop ass on someone.
Oh my... I haven't been in a fight since my college days, it was probably over some guy. I'll get back to ya on this one.

6. ENVY: Who or what do you envy? Why?
Angelina Jolie's lips.

7. PRIDE: Have you ever had to swallow your pride? What are you proud of?
Everyone has to swallow their pride sometime. Nothing comes to mind right off the bat however. But I know I'm very, very proud of my children.