TMI Tuesday 163

TMI Tuesday

1. What are your turn-ons?
Younger men... not sure why, but I tend to go after them (My Kids love when I bring home men younger than them... that's sarcasm)

2. What are your turn-offs?
Smelly feet, small penises... I know, I know, size shouldn't matter... and I have had good sex with smaller men, but bigger men are just a lot more visually pleasing...

3. Not counting your turn-ons, what's the best trait a person can have?
Kindness, sense of humor

4. Not counting your turn-offs, what's the worst trait a person can have?
Too much pessimism

5. What's your biggest pet peeve?
Waking up too early

Bonus (as in optional):Describe your best and worst experience.
Best: Well... recently... It was a threesome with 2 guys in their 20s
Worst: Probably with my 2nd husband.... he was never pleasing in bed... very good looking, but had no bedroom skills what so ever.

TMI Tuesday 161

TMI Tuesday 161

1. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight?
This weekend... trying to find a certain article of clothing in a dark car... I could have just had my ride turn the light on, but I was drunk... wasn't exactly thinking too well...

2. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked?
10... I never had a problem with it... as long as it seems appropriate at the time...

3. What is the longest you've ever been celibate after having lost your virginity?
I swore off sex for about 6 months once... It was actually supposed to be a year, as a new years resolution, but by June I was going crazy....

4. Have you ever had sex in a car? If yes, since you were a teenager?
Yes, and I had sex in a car a few weeks ago and I'm definitely not a teenager...

5. When did you last use food or drink as medication?
Bonus: Name three words that:
a) get you excited - Oral, sex, carnivals
b) make you squirm - War, cancer, and any racial slurs
c) make you laugh - It's too small (I laugh whenever someone says this, even if realted to something different... because, well, I've been there lol)

TMI Tuesday #143 - School Days Edition

1. What were you known as in HS (Jock, Princess, Geek)
I was probably known as the class slut come to think of it lol... I had a kid in high school, so it wouldn't have been surprising.

2. What were you really?
Probably that, I won't lie lol

3. If you could go back and tell your 16 year old self one thing, what would it be?
Enjoy being a teenager, and stay away from all guys named Clyde

4. If you could erase one moment from your school days what would it be?
Hmmm... Good question, I got caught having sex in the boys bathroom once, so probably that.

5. Who did you not date (or more) that you wish you did?
Egh, no one really, I'm not much of a "Dater" but i did have a huge crush on my male science teacher, but that would have gotten us both in trouble.

Bonus (as in optional): If you went to prom, describe your outfit.
My god, that was sooooo long ago. I'm sure it was green. Probably just an unfancy green dress, and some green lingerie underneath.

TMI Tuesday 142

1. LUST: Besides your current Significant Other who do you lust for or have you lusted for?
Considering I have no SO I'll just pretend it says "Who do you lust for?" Currently, I'd say Erich (I think that's how he spells it.) He's the new kid (legal though!!!) at work, scruffy face, shaggy brown hair, great tan, perfect smile. I'm definitely lusting on him. And of course Xander (#1027), another young (still legal) stud who I've been lusting with! He's my son Donavan's friend (Bad mommy! I know!) and one of my current toy boys.

2. GLUTTONY: What food brings out your inner glutton?
Anything Italian, I'm not Italian, but I eat like one!!!

3. GREED: What are you greedy for?
I'm not a greedy person. But, if someone left a cool drink laying on my desk right now I'd drink it. Its way too warm right now.

4. SLOTH: What is your plan for an ideal day of sloth?
Sleep... a cuddle buddy, a movie marathon, a soft bed, and sleep.

5. WRATH: Describe a time that you let out a can of whoop ass on someone.
Oh my... I haven't been in a fight since my college days, it was probably over some guy. I'll get back to ya on this one.

6. ENVY: Who or what do you envy? Why?
Angelina Jolie's lips.

7. PRIDE: Have you ever had to swallow your pride? What are you proud of?
Everyone has to swallow their pride sometime. Nothing comes to mind right off the bat however. But I know I'm very, very proud of my children.